Crap travel moments: every trip has them
Posted in General on February 8th, 2010 by Andy Jarosz – 9 CommentsListen to someone talking about their adventures in deepest Africa or in the Australian outback, and it’s easy to buy into the dream that their trip was perfect. Great people, exotic food, unforgettable sights and exciting adventures. But we all know that during any trip there are those moments that do not make us feel great. The best we can do is think “this will make a great story when I get home”. But at that moment in time we might just choose to be anywhere else. Here’s a few areas where my memory has played tricks on me and tried to retain only the good bits:
Getting cold and/or wet
Sometimes even with the most diligent planning you just don’t take the right clothes. Last year we packed summer clothes on a trip to Syria and Jordan. Driving out of Damascus one morning in glorious warm sunshine, I was comfortable in my T-shirt and shorts. A couple of hours later we parked up at Krak des Chevaliers, a stunning hilltop Crusader castle, and as soon as we stepped out of the car we knew we needed to change. Thankfully we had our bags in the boot and quickly put on all the clothes we had worn to reach the airport in London, and then another layer for good luck.
Yet this was only a mild shock compared to what came later. On leaving the castle the low hanging clouds suddenly dropped and visibility reduced to a few metres. The cold rain then started and by the time we reached the car, parked around 10 minutes walk away, we were miserable and drenched to the bone. It’s funny to think of it now, but at the time…
Waiting
As an Inter-Railer in the 1980s I used to wait in train stations for crazy lengths of time. I remember once sitting in Belgrade station for around 8 hours waiting for my train. I’d seen enough of the city and just sat on the floor in the corner, chatting with other backpackers as they came and went.
My days of sitting on the station floor may be over, but I still don’t enjoy the lengthy hanging around at airports or the long queues waiting to buy tickets. Our long term memories thankfully seem to blur out these wasted times.
Getting sick
An episode of D+V is not unusual for any long haul trip, and when we are struck down with a bug it can be horrendously unpleasant. It is doubly hellish if we have to travel while sick, or if we have no access to a decent loo. It’s a miracle of the human mind that these ordeals become the stuff of dinner table legends on our return home.
Not knowing the way things work
Turning up at the wrong bus station (I didn’t know there were two in this tiny city!), standing in the wrong line for over an hour before being told to join an even longer one, or learning the hard way about the favourite scams of Delhi’s tuk-tuk drivers. These are just a few examples where a little bit of local knowledge would have made life easier, and my ignorance created frustration and a lot of wasted time. Often the best adventures can arise from our misunderstandings of unwritten local rules, and these might make for great stories later; at the time however they create annoyance and tension.
So next time you hear about someone’s amazing holiday and they tell you how brilliantly it went, stop for a moment before your jealousy boils over. The chances are that at some point they were having a lousy time and wished they were back home.









